Cypher

That's right, I'm in despair. My car finally bit the dust. Or more accurately, it has a problem I really don't want to pay to fix, especially since I'm buying a new car once I get a job. Frankly, no car sends me in the dumps, since I drive a lot. Even with ridiculous gas prices, I enjoy picking up my friends and hanging out but now that's not an option anymore.

Speaking of jobs, no interviews in like a month. This blows. I know the job market is down but why now? Sheesh.

Also, I have a relatively good feeling one of you out there, whom I talk to daily, is taking the things I say the wrong way. I don't think you're on my friends list but if you are, hey. Whatever leaves my keyboard on the internet is a joke unless I specify I'm being serious. If it's offensive, sorry. Really.

Now, if you don't mind, I think I'm going to go pray for a bath of rose petals, because looking metrosexual is the least of my worries at this point.