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[precto]

DEAR F-LIST. JOIN RIZU, THE LEGEND, AND I ON OUR CRUSADE TO RESURRECT THEODORE ROOSEVELT AND HAVE HIM RUN FOR PRESIDENT. WE'LL REFORM THE BULLMOOSE PARTY. IF YOU'RE UP FOR THIS, PRESS 1 FOR ENGLISH OR DOS PARA ESPAÑOL.

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[keikain.livejournal.com]

*presses three*

[precto.livejournal.com]

Boże Ci bot Teraz już zakończony świata

[keikain.livejournal.com]

Tak jak planowano.

[mendaa.livejournal.com]

[precto.livejournal.com]

[eyefloss.livejournal.com]

Franklin or gtfo

[precto.livejournal.com]

GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE. THIS IS NATIONAL PARK ZONE, NOT GREAT DEPRESSION ZONE.

[precto.livejournal.com]

oh wait, lulz

Damn economy

[eyefloss.livejournal.com]

lmao, does that mean I win?

[pridefall.livejournal.com]

HEY MAN, FUCK THEODORE "I'MA CHARGE UP THIS SAN JUAN HILL" ROOSEVELT AND HIS BULLMOOSE PARTY.

[precto.livejournal.com]

GET OUT OF HERE, DOUBTER. THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE CAUSE.

[pridefall.livejournal.com]

MY PEOPLE WERE OPPRESSED ENOUGH. GIVE ME BILL CLINTON AS VICE PRESIDENT AND YOU'VE GOT ME SOLD.

[nikkernoodle.livejournal.com]

I CHOOSE NUMBER SEVEN 8D

But yes. Teddy = WINNAR

[precto.livejournal.com]

I CAN COUNT YOU IN?

[nikkernoodle.livejournal.com]

YOSH :Db

[queen-qing.livejournal.com]

*presses cabo*

[precto.livejournal.com]

*bites*

[equalmarked.livejournal.com]

FDR. :

[precto.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN'T STOP HERE, THIS IS TEDDY COUNTRY

[peachymint.livejournal.com]

*presses one a buncha times and invariably ends up breaking the phone*

)':

[precto.livejournal.com]

GET NEW PONE, PRESS ONE MORE, ?????, PROFIT

[kidouche.livejournal.com]

I think Teddy's looking a little gaunt. We need to breathe more life into him.

[precto.livejournal.com]

PRESS ONE MORE

[singmeasongsami.livejournal.com]

11111!1!111

[precto.livejournal.com]

I SEE THAT YOU'RE INTERESTED.